Thursday, 19 July 2007

Chuckler: Oh My God This New TV Is Huge

"This monster appliance sports full 1080p capability, with a 15,000:1 contrast ratio and an 8 ms response time. If I understand it correctly, this means that every pore on Jenna Jameson's thigh can be seen by wild hawks from two miles up, small bleeding flesh wounds can be instantly cauterized within an 8-foot radius of the screen, and if you adjust the dynamic backlighting to 100 percent and reduce the color channels to just above medium and stick your tongue into the HDMI port as you kneel down and stare into the screen for six straight hours without blinking, you will actually see God. Or the devil. Your choice."

Heh heh

Full post by Mark Morford here.

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